Make up a rumor about the fake Subeta world (that is, the NPCs, locations, etc NOT real users)

The Blue Building is a multi-level marketing scheme

Nori is southpaw'd, but Mori is Dexter AF.

The reason the Adoption Centre is nearly always empty is because the Carnival adopts the pets. No one is sure why though.

Alexander's love of books is due to hyperlexia.

Chase is secretly working on forcing the Hustler out of business.

Euclid secretly wants to quash overlays to keep Non-Euclidean experiment pets from surging into reality.

The bus stop thinks Common color Chibis are well enough...

Jaxon and Ian already got married, but they wanted to have a private wedding so they never told anybody about it!

The zapper is actually a big cardboard box, cleverly made to look like a machine capable of changing objects.

And the prototype could do nothing more than turn items to goat czeese.

Luna is actually the Wizard while the humanoid standing as the Wizard is just a puppet Luna controls so users don't freak out about a talking dog.

Sebastian Pheonix hasn't been seen in so long because Calvin Blackmoon has kidnapped him. To avoid panic, his pet pheonix has been impersonating him for the last 5 years. Sebastian's closest advisors, who came up with the plan, are currently more worried about the fact no one has noticed than how they can get Sebastian back.

Morty issued his popular cards, gknowing they provide unfettered access to recipient's vaults.

Dolly actually hates candy and prefers baked sweets. She wishes she had Fantine's job.

Next year one of the new survival strains will start off as a seemingly innocent hot dog that your avatar eats, which then ends up consuming your very soul from the inside out turning your avatar into an evil bloodthirsty zombie mecha cyber corgi from hell

Actually staff please do this

Everything at the Carnival Stand is vegan. Even the Bloodred Hot Dog. This is why Remi and Maybel don't protest outside it.

Louis L'Amour is extremely obsessed with fidelity. So much, he packs a 12.7mm handgun to kill couples he knows are cheating on their partners... Right thru their lying hearts...

"No married couple kisses that way" he whispers alone...

Shinwa has only silent, serene farts

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The rift is the opening of the other dimension's garbage dump.

The potions don't just work on Subeta pets. If you drink one, you'll change too. Skitters is a zombie because he drank a graveyard potion, for example.

Subeta had a much greater biodiversity in the past, until humans came. The species we now see and enjoy are the remainder after an extinction level event provoked by the pioneers.

Esmerelda has various ranges of clothes based on each of Subeta's major villians. Should any of them managed to take over, these clothes will be on the shelves in an effort to avoid trouble.